Igster's Inklings

This idea came across my desk my twitter stream. In which carse and hiter go drinking.

Attn: Igster101

So, we had this awesome idea for a movie. You know what Cheech & Chong  did for stoners, and what Johnny Depp did for drug addicts in Blow? well this is just nothing like that,only for alcohlics. What we propose is, to have a production company err camera crew err hobo with a cam corder follow Carse and Hiter around from bar to bar. It’s a win win situation for everyone. We can show their exploits from drunken or in Carse speak “Dqunken” nights.

A sample may include the following,brilliant, echanges.

Scene (interior of bar) our two stars semi willing actors, seated at the bar.

(Hiters phone buzzes) He stares at it semi coherently and sees a tweet from Carse.

(dude, did you see the ass on that hawt girl?)

Hiter replies

(you’re drunk, n00btard)

(how do you know?)

(because you’re tweeting me and Im on the next fucking bar stool)

(Oh yeah, fml.)

As you can see, the raw wit involved here as these two spend the night drinking and trying to pick up women.

Please let us know, at your earliest convenience if you would like to pick up the option for this movie

So, there you have it. What could go wrong with Pennsyltucky Productions going forward with this project?

(editors note: The above mentioned movies and stars are in no way affiliated with this blog.Their names are used in a satirical manner and should not be taken seriously.)

Filed also under :Lock up your daughters America, @chrishiter is rolling out the pimp wagon err casting couch.

So, we have a working title as was seen in our last report. Our staff is falling into place(and not because the’re drunk). The twit famous  @Heathershea (hairstylist to the stars) on twitter just joined our family. @Sh3n3rd(aka her nerdy hottiness) Mitsi also agreed at gunpoint willingly to offer tech support as needed. we’re talking a star studded staff here folks. As some of you may know, or can read here @pokerplasm, inc was caught up in an Estonian centered conspiracy. He has since worked with Interpol and possibly Carmen SanDiego to get his twitter account back. Goon on ya dude, glad to have you back.

Next up, our intrepid location scout @street3 should be filing a scouting report soon. He was believed to be in Kansas at last sighting. There may or may not have been KS State Police involved. Our legal team is sorting out the details as of this writing. We of course, wish on the best for Carse. Because we don’t have the money to bail him out don’t want anything untoward to happen to him.

As for @chrishiter, he is, I’m sure a consummate professional and will not do anything to tarnish our good name. He will be starting in Chi-town and then driving from city to city in an effort to bed screen potential starlets to appear in our feature length film. What girl wouldn’t jump at the chance to star alongside Carse and @kingsteve?

That should do it for this update. Check back soon for reports from @chrishiter and @street3.

So, the polling has ended. Sorry @chrishiter, looks like Tango & Carse is the winner, if only marginally. Final cout was T&C 10 New Donk City 8 The next step is script/plot ideas. We need a vehicle worthy of @street3 ‘s ummm talents. On second thought, we should aim higher than that. How long would the movie be if it was him getting dqnk and striking out with crackwhores err asian hookers err  women and losing at the tables?  Sorry, that was @pokerplasm piping in there.

I promised a contest. We will begins accepting plot/script ideas. and one will be drunkenly umm selected after careful consideration on the part of our crack staff. One suggested prize was a 10.00 gift card from Amazon. I’m sure other things will be suggested,and no Carse, a 4 pack of Bud will not be acceptable. @JDvb at Standards and Practices will shoot that down, I’m sure. Needless to say, it will be something good.

It’s late and I will have an update early morning.

So, things are progressing really well here at Casa De Tweet Movie. @pokerplasm is back (thank you Carmen Sandiego).Read more here.

@street3 is planning a 5 day traveling bender location scouting trip. We’re going to need places to film.

The money is coming along. @pokerplasm has a potential investor from Dubai and I was contacted out ofn the blue by someone on Twitter offering to help, thanks @morphius1375.  The board will have to vote on your addition to the team. That is once the board is officially formed. Speaking of which, welcome @JDvB to the team, as well as @lordschmindie as the Head Writer(should he accept our more than generous offer of profits/stock shares and all the beer he can drink(in an hour). That’s generous right? After all Carse asked for his own chickenmethlab trailer plus a budget for umm what he called local talent? I’m not sure what that means. We’ll have legal look into it (side note: hire a legal team). Like I said, running like a well lubed hooker err well oiled machine.

We’ve been kicking around plot ideas and titles. We’re not really close to having an answer on any of them. @JDvb just took on the mantle of Standards and Practices. We’re all sure she is the most qualified of the bunch for that office. We’re all pulling for her.

Some of the Title ideas thus far are(In no particular order)

Brokeback Donk: the story of @street3 and his male companion err friend and a seedy hotel room at WSOP.

Tango & Carse starring @street3 and @kingsteve: the story  about @street3 ‘s struggles to find a life, & @kingsteve ‘s love for fascists. its an intiguing plot. (ed note:I claim no responsibility for these titles or plots).

Some other ideas are @street3′ mom does everyone. Also form @chrishiter  ”My gay pirate shirt doesn’t make me gay”

I don’t think we’ll use that, sorry Chris.

Check back again for future developments.